For badness’ sake,
There was a wicked, wicked snake.
He made Eve take
The pome, the wicked, wicked snake.

Oh, it had ill will,
Did the wicked, wicked snake.
She ate her fill—yeow!—
From the wicked, wicked snake.
That apple was bad
From the wicked, wicked snake.

Well, the snake in the tree cleft
Said, “Take a little bite!”
For that wicked snake,
Pernicious delight.

Irked Yahweh,
Did that malicious snake.
As the couple’s dad,
He must punish the mistake.

He said, “It’s time you left,
’cause she took a bite.
For you that wicked snake
Nixed earthly delight!”

That tasting was a mistake;
They annoyed their dad.
Apple bitten, big mistake. . .
Tricked by wicked, wicked snake.