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Song Parodies -> "Gat-Whacked Femur"
Original Song Title:
"Cat Scratch Fever"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ted Nugent
Parody Song Title:
"Gat-Whacked Femur"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Hell, this guy is really dumb,
But then, where's he from?
From the NFL is he,
Where each game there is a new hit--
Concussions' neighborhood.
The guy's name is Plaxico B.
He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.
In the thigh's where he shot it;
In his leg was a hole.
And it must have been pretty damn sore.
He went to see the doctor;
He got a suture;
Then the law was at his door.
He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.
It was quite dangerous;
He's a lamebrain. . .
Must have been de- deranged
To go into the club, gun tucked in his Hanes®.
So was this grown man vyin', vyin'
To be Vick-brain-dead?
He had the pistol poised
In his sweatpants waistband.
So did he plan a shootin' spree?
The cocked hammer let go
And the man got a gam-slam.
At least he missed his wee-wee.
He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.
But then, where's he from?
From the NFL is he,
Where each game there is a new hit--
Concussions' neighborhood.
The guy's name is Plaxico B.
He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.
In the thigh's where he shot it;
In his leg was a hole.
And it must have been pretty damn sore.
He went to see the doctor;
He got a suture;
Then the law was at his door.
He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.
It was quite dangerous;
He's a lamebrain. . .
Must have been de- deranged
To go into the club, gun tucked in his Hanes®.
So was this grown man vyin', vyin'
To be Vick-brain-dead?
He had the pistol poised
In his sweatpants waistband.
So did he plan a shootin' spree?
The cocked hammer let go
And the man got a gam-slam.
At least he missed his wee-wee.
He got a gat-whacked femur,
Gat-whacked femur.
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Great parody, John, although I have one issue with it: The OS was from the 1970s, not the 1960s. Although I was born just after the 70s ended, I was raised around that type of music and still listen to it. I have written many parodies of this OS and will submit them and many more, so I know the OS quite well and will give you 5s. BTW, was the use of this OS inspired by my parodies of it?
Clever to use a song from a noted Gunmeister like Nugent to tell of Plaxico's woes with the gun.
Got Bulbs, . . . Pirate Jack?
What Timmy said.. 5-5-5
Wow, I hadn't heard about this...looks like Plaxico was a few inches away from shooting off his DNA molecules and earning a "Darwin Award". A brand-new 555-gauge for John Barry!
Did you know that Ted Nugent recently appeared on a white supremacist radio show? Yes, it's true: Google it (the show is called "The Political Cesspool'). If you're looking for more ideas for Nugent song parodies, there's one right there.
Thanks, Andria (mea culpa), Timmy, Madame, MrM, Hu.
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