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Song Parodies -> "Jack Palance"
Original Song Title:
"Green Acres"
Original Performer:
Television Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Jack Palance"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Film character and comedic actor, Jack Palance has died at the age of eighty seven
Jack Palance was the villain star
Till movies, used to box and spar
In "Shane" a bad guy with a gun
"City Slickers" played Curly in ninety one
Spoke softly, showed a scary charm
Done push-ups using just one arm
Died Friday, eighty seventh year
He even filled Joan Crawford with "Sudden Fear"
Profile,
Low style
stood tall,
Could brawl..
From heavyweight
To fun roles of late,
Jack Palance did it all..
Till movies, used to box and spar
In "Shane" a bad guy with a gun
"City Slickers" played Curly in ninety one
Spoke softly, showed a scary charm
Done push-ups using just one arm
Died Friday, eighty seventh year
He even filled Joan Crawford with "Sudden Fear"
Profile,
Low style
stood tall,
Could brawl..
From heavyweight
To fun roles of late,
Jack Palance did it all..
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Nice tribute.
Thanks, Meriadoc
They sure don't make stars like him anymore. RIP Jack Palance. Good tribute
Very true....and thanks, Yoidy
Nice tribute.
thanks, Adagio...in looking at the score, I'm mind boggled that someone would "One" me on a tribute..
AFW, you were oned? Not by me...5's
Nice tribute
Cute and touching at the same time! Jack would have loved it!
he'll be missed...nice tribute
lovely stuff, AFW - he had the perfect presence and face for the job, and Shane was his greatest moment, apart from the push-ups - 555
I heard about his death too...he'll be greatly missed. Good work, AFW.
Nice tribute. I'm tempted to give a low rating in the "how funny" category, but Jack himself was a funny guy, so I think I'll just give you a straight 5,5,5 vote.
Thanks for all the votes and comments everyone
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