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Song Parodies -> "House Of The Chosen One"

Original Song Title:

"House Of The Rising Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"House Of The Chosen One"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

There is a house in Galilee
Where lives the Chosen One
And he’s seen the cooin’ of many who felt joy
And God, we know, is one

The Romans give him torture
Goad him through his teens
But Mary is a Jesus fan
Oils his feet and cleans

Now the only thing that Judas needs
Is the payment for his boss
And the Muslims claim that he’s crucified
It’s not him on the cross

Oh bother, won’t have children
And I’ll die for all your sins
Spend my time in pain and misery
With a nail through my rotting shins

Well, I’ve got one foot on the footrest
The other foot on the top
Not goin’ back to Galilee
I’m here until I drop

Well, there is a man from Galilee
They call the Chosen One
And he’s seen the booin’ of many a poor boy
But now, he knows, he’s done

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AFW - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Unique and reverent
Mark Scotti - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Amen, and spread the fives...
TJC - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well done... but I thought Barak was from Hawaii!!?
Timmy1000 - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Amen, brother
Fiddlegirl - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll add another "Amen", Andy. But I had to giggle at TJC's comment-- my first thought was of the White House, too!
Tommy Turtle - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Make that a trio who expected an Obamockery -- which would be sooooo much funnier!

Personally consider religion a land-mine topic here -- got the scars to prove it -- so no vote, but it's well written.
Andy Primus - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
very cool
Andy Primus - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin

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