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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Square"
Original Song Title:
"I Get Around"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"I Am A Square"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Square, square, I'm a square,
Really a square
Yeah..
I'm a square, square, square, I am a square
Such a square
I wear blue bow ties, crew cut my hair
And I don't care
I'm a square, square, square, oh what a square
Erect hold my head
Watch birds, stare, stare, stare, at them I stare
And my first name is Ted
Sometimes I wear two-tone leisure suits,
The collars flip
Or else some bell bottomed pants snuggled
On my hip
The girls in my school aren't texting my phone
They stare at me just like I'm a dinosaur bone
Cuz' I'm a square
Yes, I'm square, square, square, I'm such a square
With pimpled cheeks
Yes, I'm square, square, square, I am a square
I'm a yoyo man
String the air, air, air, I string the air
Do lots of tricks, I can
Rubik's cube tube boob..gooberly rube
I am a square
Square
Squarely square, square, square, oooo
Ah ah ooo
Ah ah ooo
Ah ah ooo
Don't even own a car, ride a bike on the street
Never had a miss yet, all the girls retreat
I'm such a flim flam freddy
'bout as plain as a door
Low as Beavis, Butthead, or a spot on the floor
I am a square,
I'm a square, square, square, I am a square
Shaped like a pear
Yes, I'm a square, square, square, Oh such a square
I just sleep in bed
What a square, square, square, yeah what a square
Sometimes at home bake bread
I'm a square, square, square, really a square
I'm a square,
Square
Oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Air, air, gimme air,
Faint, I might, there,
Yeah
Brain is air, air, air, nothin' up there
All 4 sides, square, square, olympic square
Square times two..
Call me square, square, square, call me a square
Tried and true
Just a square, square, square, only a square
Boy named Sue
When I eat a pie..that pi is squared too
Square is who?
Me, I'm square, square, square, squarer than you
I'm squared in two
Really a square
Yeah..
I'm a square, square, square, I am a square
Such a square
I wear blue bow ties, crew cut my hair
And I don't care
I'm a square, square, square, oh what a square
Erect hold my head
Watch birds, stare, stare, stare, at them I stare
And my first name is Ted
Sometimes I wear two-tone leisure suits,
The collars flip
Or else some bell bottomed pants snuggled
On my hip
The girls in my school aren't texting my phone
They stare at me just like I'm a dinosaur bone
Cuz' I'm a square
Yes, I'm square, square, square, I'm such a square
With pimpled cheeks
Yes, I'm square, square, square, I am a square
I'm a yoyo man
String the air, air, air, I string the air
Do lots of tricks, I can
Rubik's cube tube boob..gooberly rube
I am a square
Square
Squarely square, square, square, oooo
Ah ah ooo
Ah ah ooo
Ah ah ooo
Don't even own a car, ride a bike on the street
Never had a miss yet, all the girls retreat
I'm such a flim flam freddy
'bout as plain as a door
Low as Beavis, Butthead, or a spot on the floor
I am a square,
I'm a square, square, square, I am a square
Shaped like a pear
Yes, I'm a square, square, square, Oh such a square
I just sleep in bed
What a square, square, square, yeah what a square
Sometimes at home bake bread
I'm a square, square, square, really a square
I'm a square,
Square
Oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Air, air, gimme air,
Faint, I might, there,
Yeah
Brain is air, air, air, nothin' up there
All 4 sides, square, square, olympic square
Square times two..
Call me square, square, square, call me a square
Tried and true
Just a square, square, square, only a square
Boy named Sue
When I eat a pie..that pi is squared too
Square is who?
Me, I'm square, square, square, squarer than you
I'm squared in two
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funny
AFW - I resemble most of this. ;D
Whoever's giving everything ones today is a square, among other things
Thanks, Phil..OMR..and reasonable...
I'm no square (nothing about me, appearance or personality-wise is), but this great parody deserves 5 cubed...
Thanks, Andria...I'm not sure what a square really is...I think I'm probably one, some of the time..I think it's like beauty...in the eye of the beholder...most people are most likely, mixtures of cool, and/or square at different times, or in certain situations...I know this belief contradicts the parody theme, but I believe, whether we're square, or not, must be judged, not by ourselves, but by others...having said that, although I don't know you personally, just from your comments, I'm very sure you are not a square..
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