Well I walked up to her
As she basked in sun and thought "I'm a chance"
Her look so enticed
So full of hope, I held out my hands

Made advance, lay by her side
Softly talked, turned down the light
For sure, I started to excite
That’s when I scritched her

Each time I pawed her
I couldn't wait to do it again
All hump-ed her body rose
Showed that she wanted no end

I’d sit and stroke that ‘fur’ so smooth
And stroked that whiskered muffin too
And she showed that she loved me to:
Go on and scritch her

I scritched her in a way
That I'd never scritched a puss before
I scritched her till insane
Made her mope around for more and more

I knew I’d done just fine
From the way that she reacted like mad
And the way gal then did moan
Told me that pussy was glad

Then all after that scritchin’ fine
And mews say we ought now to dine
I felt so happy she was my feline
When then I scritched her

And then I stroked her
And then I fed her