Well, folks are hoppin' down to IHOP,
Across the U.S.A.
They're grabbin' bottles and pourin'
The sticky finger way
A chef is spreadin' that batter
Beside an egg, they lay
Some light n' fluffy good pancakes
Syrupin' U.S.A.

You'll catch 'em syrupin' at Denny's
Bob Evans, morning dine
Applebee's and Perkins,
At Steak n' Shake, in line
Big flapjacks are flippin'
At Waffle House, Ole'

Everybody's gone syrupin'
Syrupin' U. S. A.

So get your booty enroute,
To grab a taste real soon
And be one a' those Syrup Lords
Morning, night, and noon
A get away for a yummer
You won't be sorry today
Tell the waitress you're syrupin'
Syrupin' U.S.A.

Auntie Anne's and Friendly's
Will satisfy your craze
Dig in and let your tongue get
A melted butter glaze
Keen appetites beg for
That hotcake buffet..

Everybody's gone syrupin'
Syrupin' U.S.A.

Everybody's gone syrupin'
Syrupin' U.S.A.

Everybody's gone syrupin'
Syrupin' U.S.A.