Well her daddy's out late
And he's late out, he's very tardy
And though she's normally good
Right now she's feeling a little bit naughty
So she goes to the cupboard
And pours herself a pint of Barcardi
And she'll drink rum rum rum
'Til her daddy takes the bottle away
(Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away)

Well the girl is drinking
Like she's chugging beer out of a can now
(Out of a can now, out of a can now)
And she don't like saki
That warm stuff they drink in Japan now
(Drink in Japan now, drink in Japan now)
But her old man's back
And you know what's gonna hit the fan now
(Hit the fan now, hit the fan now)
And she'll drink rum rum rum
'Til her daddy takes the bottle away
(Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away)

Well daddy's so angry
That he's gone more than a little berserk now
(He's gone berserk now, a little berserk now)
Not what he expected
To find returning from work now
(Turning from work now, turning from work now)
But she can't hold it in
And there's carrot bits all over his shirt now
(Over his shirt now, over his shirt)
And she'll drink rum rum rum
'Til her daddy takes the bottle away
(Rum rum rum 'til her daddy takes the bottle away)

And she'll chuck rum rum rum over daddy till he takes it away
(Rum rum rum now that daddy took the bottle away)
repeat ad nauseam