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Song Parodies -> "Mohair Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mohair Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

He's a real Mohair Man
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly

Neither comb nor brush will do
Rake's the one tool that gets through
Looks a wee bit like a gnu to me

Mohair Man, no swimmin'
You'll just scare all the women
Mohair Man
The girls don't like furry hands

Hair as thick as it can be
If he cut it, he would see
He could sell some funky wigs and falls

Mohair Man, so furry
To your legs, fleas scurry
Leaving dogs
No wonder they're best friends to you, man

He's a real Mohair Man
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly

He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly

He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly

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Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Mohair men get a fair belting from the writers at this site, Rick, and this also lands a powerful punch - fave line: "Rake's the one tool that gets through" - LOL - 555
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Mwahahaha... or should that be mohairhahaha :-)
Arwen - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Indeed, I've taken my own swipes at men of the hairy persuasion...=) This is great, Rick!
Michael Pacholek - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Wookiee what we have here. I think I speak for several of us when I say you WOULD have gotten some fives if you'd used the word "Wookiee," "Bigfoot," "Sasquatch" or the like.
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
too funny...i should anonymously slip this to my boss...he's hairy as hell..thanks for the laughs...5s
Rick C - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stuart, Phil, Arwen and Michael. Michael, you're penalizing me for being original???? I didn't write this about Wookiee's, Bigfoot or Sasquatch, just overly-hairy men. :-)
Rick C - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin!
AFW - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Very hairy funny....sounds like a candidate for a wax job...well done, Rick
Rick C - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW and anonymous ones leaver!
Arwen - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't worry, Rick...it was probably the same hairy backed bastard who one'd my "I Saw His Body Hair." ; )
Leo j - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Great.
Jeff Reuben - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
What can I say...hair today, gone the next!
Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Wookiee-tastic! Keep em coming, Rickster...555
Alpha Skua - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Q.How dose a Wookie like their meat? A.Chewie

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