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Song Parodies -> "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

"Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" is the idea that as an organism starts to take shape in the womb (/eggshell, whatever) it goes through the same stages in development as the species did as it was evolving: this view once held some sway in the scientific community, until it was contradicted by observation. In other words, once we were capable of seeing what actually happens as a fertilized egg develops, this somewhat over-simplistic view was discarded: what I like most about science is that it is by its nature open to argument about whether it might have got things wrong...

A rather over-long intro to a short song, but I figured that not many people would have a clue what I was talking about... I sometimes wonder if I do :-)
On-
Togeny
Recapitulates phylogeny
For you and all your progeny
As you go through ontogeny

Cell divides
Less than half a millimetre wide
Representing years and more besides
Of your ancestral genotypes

Changes as you grow that you go through are what we
And those biologists call "ontongeny"

On-
Togeny
Is not at all like your phylogeny
As I grew I weren't no chimpanzee
And you? I ain't so sure.. tee hee.

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Public Schools - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
But it's still in our books! (*Groan* our book acquisition fund money went to the superintendant's last pay raise...)
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
well, here's a concept that don't come down the pike often....5s
John Barry - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Phiveslogeny.
Johnny D - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Quintology ThreeCongratulates Philbology.
Peter Andersson - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
So Phil, when you're writing a new parody, do you go through all the stages of parody writing technique that you have developed earlier? :-)
Phil Alexander - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter - wouldn't that be Intelligent Design, rather than evolution? ;-) Thanks for a very clever comment, and thanks everyone else - JD: "philbology"? I've been studying that for years :-D
Meriadoc - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Love this!
lday - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
So glad to rediscover this comment. Heard it once in junior college and never again.
sheryl k - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
this is hilarious, just what the doctor ordered at midnight while writing a geology paper
Phil Alexander - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Not sure what you'd have mistyped in google to hit this page if you're writing a geology paper. But thanks, anyway.
Andy - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Studied this in college 20 + years ago - returned to school and had it on a CLEP test last week. I still remembered what it meant! Wonder if I'll remember it in another 20 years...? Thanks for the hilarity Phil!
Eric Hamell - January 01, 2022 - Report this comment
Good punchline.

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