It was A Hard Raised Sight,
And it was lookin' like a bat
It was A Hard Raised Sight,
I'd never seen it quite like that
I took a blue pill and then,
It never got small, again
And it just throbbed all night

I have to work two jobs
To make enough just to stay alive
During the day I make dresser knobs
And every night I taxi drive
So, I must pleasure my mate
Then, back to work about eight
And have no time for throbs...

When I'm home, gotta' rush
My schedule's tight
When I'm home havin' sex
Gotta' get it right, right, yeah

Now it's A Hard Raised Sight
A big red swollen, pulsing mass
It's such A Hard Raised Sight
One tweak could shatter it like glass
Went to the doc, he said, "Hmm."
And then the nurse whispered, "Mmm"
It's just A Hard Raised Sight,

Owwww

The sexy nurse whispered, "Mmm"
And then the doc, he said, "Hmm..
You know that thumb ain't right!"