Hey, wait...I'M only 56...OH...you mean the OTHER "Paul". Well, OK...alright, after my damaged ego stopped throbbing I read this and it's REALLY good... funny stuff - "Ho', Ho', Ho'". Yeah, it does kinda look like you know what you are doing, so I'm gonna give ya three nickels for it...Hey, that's less than what those Hookers cost ~ ~ ~

Super funny

Hillary..ous !

pacos pimpin' tacos...lol

Laughed my culo off. Cincos, hombre!

I always love it when someone makes me cringe and crack up at the same time. 555

I'd love to have your mp3 of this !

That's one for your nightclub act, Rick ... well, maybe not!

I just spit tea all over my 'puter screen....lololol ! Poor Sir Paulie ;)

"Got something for the wife/With the bucks I saved" is brilliant! Ho-ho-ho (I mean, 5-5-5)

I'll take ten, here's three fives...this is catchy..

"Willy needs sheathing" - LOL - and you're right, Rick, even at a dollar fifty, if there's lice, no dice! - 555

What Ravyn said!!

A buck-fifty for a f*** filthy! Awesome work Rick, and the double meaning of "Got something for the wife/With the bucks I saved" was the best. 555.

Say, Rick - you gonna do a sequel about the ladies back home: just by changing the "dollar-fifty" to "fifty dollar"? Brilliant, and extremely funny :-)

Funniest parody!! : D I caught that line about "Got something for the wife/With the bucks I saved", too. Wondered what...heh, heh !! 5 s

Thanks Paul, Royce, Mick, alvin, JAB, Ravyn, Jimi Ray, JD (who knows, I might try it with an out-of-tune brass section doing the clarinet parts), Heather, MasonR, AFW, Stu (lice, no dice LOL), PMS, Red Ant, Phil (I think it's more like $100 back home but, I couldn't tell you from personal experience) and Adagio ( I'm not quite sure what either but, I'm sure I don't want it).

OK, Rick... howsabout:
When I went back down Mexico way
To Tijuana town
Thought that I could have myself a real good time
Inflation was way outta line

Offered a nickel - offered a dime
She kept wanting mo'
I became pensive: she's too expensive
Fifty-dollar ho'

:-)

You're right, Phil. It does work that way too. :-)

SOTM Already voted and commented.

(SOTM) "If you like breathing, Willy needs sheathing"....Hahahahahaha! Brilliant, Rick.

SOTM-Good

its strange reading a parody of a song that you've done nice work

SOTM - Weird...I honestly thought I commented on this earlier in the month. It's interesting, seems a bit awkward because I haven't heard the OS in a long time, but very creative.

SOTM - Well, if Sir Paul's wife takes him for all he's worth in the divorce he might have to go to Tijuana for his booty too. :-)

(SOTM) I'm SURE I left a previous comment for this...time to up the Prozac. Undeniably GENIUS work, I had to change me solomons after reading this. 555+++

(SOTM) Still a nasty classic!

(SOTM) ho hum, yes another brilliant piece from Rick C, and see above :-)

(SOTM) Don't you think it's weird that every time I read one of your parodies for a SOTM, I never have a clue what the hell you're on about? You won't hold it against, will you? Sorry! It's also a doube bummer that I DKTOS as well. Please don't hurt me.

(SOTM) Tijuana is not the only place you can spend a $1.50 to get some action. (Warning: long story follows) Many years ago, when I was in prototype school in Ballston Spa, NY, several of my friends and I got the idea to head to Montreal, since the drinking age there was 18, and we weren't 21 yet. In a nutshell, the plan was to go barhopping, then head to an strip joint to get 'in the mood', then head to a dance club to hook up and hopefully get some action. The barhopping went well (too well perhaps...) and by the time we were in the 'adult lounge' called Club Super Sex, we were too trashed to proceed with the final part of our Beavis and Butt-head-style plan. To make a long story short (too late!), my cheeks scored from a dancer as she took a $2 Canadian bill from my mouth, in a most unusual and sensual way. Since the exhange rate at the border at the time was $1.35/$1, that worked out to a dollar fifty.... perhaps the best buck fifty I ever spent!

Oh, see above, and for outstanding humor, pacing, the PSA, as well as the trip down memory lane, my five points are going here. Please, PLEASE record this; I know you already have a soundfile for it.

Working my way backwards to comments this time and FINALLY figuring out how to start new sentences and paragraphs (thanks to Red Ant) here goes:

Thanks, Jack, I do have a file but, haven't made any recordings in a while since the only people that seem to like them are you and I. Sounds like the makings of a great "B" movie.

bobpiecheese, I'm sorry you don't understand me, neither does my wife. No, I won't hold it against you, nor hurt you. I appreciate your honesty :-)

Thanks, Stu LOL

Thanks, JD. When it comes to "nasty" you were one of my mentors.

Kristof, I'm not sure how to respond to that but, I do appreciate it, my friend.

K1, you always leave the funniest comments, thanks:-)

wannabe, thanks for popping in.

Thanks, Tomario.

Thank you, Max.

Happy to bring a smile to you, Cat. Wait, that's a different story.

Adagio, thanks for everything lately.

SOTM...some frightening visuals...I was disturbed by the bit about her lice and her brother...but excellent job here, Rick!