-> "When Yer Veggie Poor"
Original Song Title:
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Parody Song Title:
"When Yer Veggie Poor"
The Lyrics
When you get older will you still care
Many ears from now?
Will you still be picking from my ripened vines
Cucumber's a fav'rite of mine
If I had bugs, just swarming on me
Would you spray some more?
Will you still weed me
Will you still seed me
When yer veggie poor?
Get a scarecrow too
To scare away the birds
I'll be feeding you
You could be handy pick up a hose
Water my dry soil
You can stake tomatos you can till the dirt
Mir-a-cle Grow, give me a squirt
Look at the snails and buy some more seeds
At the co-op store
Will you still weed me
Will you still seed me
When yer veggie poor?
Every summer you can rent a tiller
Stir the nutrients, now is that clear?
Think of what you'll save
Vegetables to freeze
All the stuff you crave
Put in some peppers, all in a line
With a sunny view
Soon you will be eating pepper steak and peas
Don't forget to wash the food, please
Here is some lettuce, here are some beans
you must do your chores
Will you still weed me
Will you still seed me
When yer veggie poor?
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