-> "Blackbeard Pirate says, 'Prepare to Die'"
Original Song Title:
"Blackbird"
Parody Song Title:
"Blackbeard Pirate says, 'Prepare to Die'"
The Lyrics
Blackbeard Pirate says, "Prepare to die"
from the yardarms swing several dead guys
Gone; their lives
Now you're contemplating who at home
will tell your wife
You'll be swinging from your neck; you sigh
Sad; these drunken pirates rule the seas
Now your plight
Plank; it now awaits you
you will stroll into the deep
Plank waits - guy
Dark fate - nigh
Will be your plight to go off the side
[instrumental break]
Watch birds fly...
"Blaggard...die"
Last words you'll hear in your lifetime, guy...
[brief instrumental out to long pause]
[Silence, except for bird noises]
Next you're sinking to your dreaded plight
then you'll choke and sink down; then you'll die
Life flies by -
Davey Jones awaits you
at the ocean floor he lies
He's anticipating you
it won't be a surprise
Now you hear him saying
"You be home, now matey, aye..."
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