Song Parodies -> "I’ve Just Seen A Text"

Original Song Title:

"I’ve Just Seen A Face"

Original Performer:

"I’ve Just Seen A Text"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

With the news of the imminent shutdown of submissions, I (Pippin) thought I had better pull my thumb out and get these into cyberspace while there was still time. I had been waiting for Merry to leave work and start doing parodies again, but this ship is sailing before hers. So, this is one of a number of submissions over the next few days that have been sitting in the vault - most for over 10 years.

Original song on YouTube

I’ve just seen a text
Its content left me quite perplexed
Yeah, quite upset
Think: how we’d whirled with glee
Yet I, in written words now see she’s left

Mad she’d chosen written way
Gaslighting me from far away
Said mine was just a cheap affair
My love dismissed, she’d schemed of my demise

‘Pallin'
Approach: appallin'
Love took a maulin’
Me: sad again

Nasty overtones from psycho Miss:
“I’d no backbone and my French kissing’s inept, not alright”
But other girls were not so quick to diss…?

‘Pallin'
Yes, it’s appallin'
Ain’t love enthralling?
Feedback: not zen...

‘Pallin'
Yep, love life’s stallin'
I sit here bawlin’
She was a ten...

Read from screen: a text
There’s just no doubting the context
Gave me cold sweats
She's not the girl for me
And she’s told everyone that we have split

‘Pallin'
Yes, it’s appallin'
Love took a maulin'
Bushwhacked again

‘Pallin'
Yes, it’s appallin'
To me, it’s galling
Me: sad again

Oh, ‘pallin'
Yes, it’s appallin'
Love took a maulin'
Fool: still, I yen...

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