Song Parodies -> "Missing People"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

"Missing People"

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The Lyrics

Ah, look at all the missing people!
Ah, look at all the missing people!

Elizabeth Smart,
Picked up at night from her home and carried away
There is no trace
Her grieving family
Doing their best to keep up the search and be strong
They have been wronged

All the missing people
Where could they all have gone?
All the missing people,
Taken from where they belong

Rilya Wilson
Lost by incompetent people who work for the state
What was her fate?
Nobody's seen her
Hope that the angels are guarding her where she is now
I know they care

All the missing people
Where could they all have gone?
All the missing people
Taken from where they belong

Jon Benet Ramsey
Died in her home and was buried along with her name
No one has paid
Chandra Levy
Found in a Washington park in a shallow grave
She couldn't be saved

All the missing people
Why did they have to go?
All the missing people
And will we ever know?

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John Jenkins - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment

For parodies such as this, the voting category should be "How Profound," not "How Funny" - I would give this parody a 5 for being profound.

Billy Florio - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment

By no means is it funny, it is a serrious thing. But it is well written, and fits the pacing pretty good. Plus, it delivers the point strongly. Good job

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