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Song Parodies -> "Oh My Spine"

Original Song Title:

"I Me Mine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Oh My Spine"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Back Pain - Need I say more? Not fun - used to have it with disturbing regularity but in recent years it's been a whole lot better (sleeping on the floor seemed to help a lot).
All thru the day
Oh my spine, oh my spine, oh my spine
All thru the night
Oh my spine, oh my spine, oh my spine
My back's tightened; it's grieving me
Man, I'm believing it
Hurts really bad all the time
Man, I'm in pain; oh my spine

Ahh, oh, my spine; oh, damn, my spine
Oh, me - my spine; hurts all the time

And now I fear
'bout my spine, 'bout my spine, hear me whine
Now I'm near tears
all the time, hear me cry, "ay-yi-yi"
Wonder when will my pain end
Just when will my back mend
Hope that it will heal in time
'Til then I'll say, "Oh, my spine"

Oh, damn, my spine; pain fills my mind
It's misaligned; oh, damn, my spine

I cannot bear
hear me pine, hear me sigh, asking "why?"
Just is not fair
It's a crime, no denial, I'm resigned
Knuckles whitened; I bite my lip
Now I'm about to flip
Going right out of my mind
Pain, like a knife; so unkind

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John Barry - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a fellow sufferer, and you've captured the essence of this problem well.
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB...I would venture to guess that a whole lot of folks can associate to some degree with this problem.
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
oh, my SIDE...this made me laugh
Dee Range - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Take 5 mgs. of Oxycontin 3x daily, and laugh until morning. Great job Paul
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin & Dee - Thanks! Let's see, what was that old saying? OH, YEAH..."Champagne for my REAL FRIENDS and REAL PAIN for my SHAM FRIENDS."
Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for that "Champagne" comment, Paul! LOL!
Paul Robinson - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD...That always has been one of my favorite remarks - haven't used it in a while..

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