Song Parodies -> "Avril"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

"Avril"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

"Pop Princess" Avril Lavigne, the subject of intense and often angry and contentious debates over whether she is really "Punk" or just a "Poser". Those who consider themselves "Punk" are all bent out of shape because she does not appear to be immersed in whatever sorry state of wallow they seem to require to be classified as fully "Punk". Well, saw her on the Letterman show a couple months back. My impression? Nice kid who is still not quite sure who she really is. A "wild child"? ummm...well, read and sing along to my parody and then judge for yourself.

I'm just a young, small town girl
Experience; near nil
To sell songs I need a "Presence"
"Skater Girl" will fill the bill

Some folks call me a "Poser"
Just what do they expect?
Lived at home until just last year
And my folks I still respect

Trouble, no never; drugs, I don't dare
Smoking is just not smart
Don't show too much chest; won't see my breast
I am just not a tart

Dave Letterman, he asked me
what trouble I'd been in
I got grounded once for drinking
Letterman just sat there blinking
Guess he didn't think I was a "wild child"
Guess I'm just Avril
Avril

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Adagio - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I see you get tired of those debates too. I say what does it matter? You have at least looked with unbiased eyes and just saw some young girl. Good parody 5's

Paul Robinson - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Adagio, thanks! Of course, she's now just some young girl who sold 14 million copies of her first album and maybe 5 million of more of her 2nd already (I don't really know the 2nd album numbers, just a guess). But that in itself doesn't make her a "good" or "bad" person or anything else. The Letterman thing was kind of strange to watch - I think he really was stunned a little bit.

alvin rhodes - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

you've displayed more talent here then she ever has

Billy Florio - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

here Paul, take a look at this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/livingcolour1.shtml you might like it

Paul Robinson - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin & Billy F. - Thanks!

Peregrin - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree with Adagio's comments there Paul! Good job with this parody which has been criminally undervisited!

Paul Robinson - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Per - Thanks! Yeah, I thought this was actually a pretty good one when I did it. Sound-wise it works really well with the Beatles tune and although there are not a lot of lyrics there were enough to tell my little story. But...

thayer - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment

This is the poster, albeit foster, child of bland, crappy, generic junk that the populus just happily devours. I, for one, will not.

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