Every time I vote I think that there ain't one of them that's understanding me
And every single one of them is only trying to pander to the people's whim
And then along comes Kerry
Along comes Kerry

And he wants to balance budgets, leave the Middle East,
And ground the U.S. military
Or maybe he'll spend billions bombing North Korea,
And he'll have the gays get married

When he talks I get lost a bunch
Now I guess I'll have to go with my hunch
Go with my hunch

When vague and brave's the only way to get the votes he needs for the US Presidency
And the masquerade is played with party pokes and jokes and rants about incompetency

Well then along comes Kerry
Along comes Kerry
And he wants to set them free and call home our military
And bring us worldwide fame
And when the trouble starts again with all our new found neighbor friends we'll have no one else to blame

But When he talks I get lost a bunch
Now I guess I'll have to go with my hunch
Go with my hunch

And when the warning's turned to warring
and we're passed the mass destruction and bearing new war scars
When their karma turns the harm on us
And we've been stung and have all hung our window bars

And then along comes Kerry
Along comes Kerry
And he wants world peace through talks and balks at action plans
and all of their misery
But I still can't follow anything he's said becuase it makes me just so dizzy

When he talks I get lost a bunch
Now I guess I'll have to go with my hunch
Go with my hunch