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Song Parodies -> "It Never Happened"
Original Song Title:
"Worst That Could Happen"
Original Performer:
The Brooklyn Bridge
Parody Song Title:
"It Never Happened"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
this is my answer to the book the Da Vinci Code and the theory that Jesus married and had offspring; no comments enabled at my choosing
Lord, they say that you got married
Say that you got married, but I am really sure
That you never did
Because you had a mission
You came to live, you came to die
and it's insane you'd take a wife
And Jesus, people like to make up trash
Maybe it makes money
Maybe it makes money for them
But marriage just didn't happen to you
You never got married
Never got married, that never was your scene
Man from Galilee, came here from heaven
You said all along, you and your Father, both of you were one
And Jesus, people like to make up trash
Maybe it's the money
Maybe it's the money, for them
But it is just so malicious, to me
And Lord, I wouldn't have blamed you for staying
Right there in your Home
Hey Lord, I wouldn't have blamed you
But sinners like us need a saviour and king, Jesus
You have loved us for eternity
Yes, that was the best thing
yes, that was the best thing for us
yes, it's the best that could happen
Oh Lord, I know you never married
Lord, you never, never did get married, no no
No, it just didn't happen
It just didn't happen
Oh Lord, it just didn't happen
Say that you got married, but I am really sure
That you never did
Because you had a mission
You came to live, you came to die
and it's insane you'd take a wife
And Jesus, people like to make up trash
Maybe it makes money
Maybe it makes money for them
But marriage just didn't happen to you
You never got married
Never got married, that never was your scene
Man from Galilee, came here from heaven
You said all along, you and your Father, both of you were one
And Jesus, people like to make up trash
Maybe it's the money
Maybe it's the money, for them
But it is just so malicious, to me
And Lord, I wouldn't have blamed you for staying
Right there in your Home
Hey Lord, I wouldn't have blamed you
But sinners like us need a saviour and king, Jesus
You have loved us for eternity
Yes, that was the best thing
yes, that was the best thing for us
yes, it's the best that could happen
Oh Lord, I know you never married
Lord, you never, never did get married, no no
No, it just didn't happen
It just didn't happen
Oh Lord, it just didn't happen
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