{SPOKEN}
Phil, are we good to go? Yeah? Just bring up the strings a little, will ya?


That mad Korean despot's gone a bit too far
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Somebody told me that he's nu-cu-lar
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)

Yeahwe ain't afraid
Whendo we invade?
Whenall the Kool-Aid's gone
We'll boot Jong's bum bum; ol' Kim's not strong

He bombed us at Pearl Harbour and enslaved the Kurds!
(although that's wrong wrong, we'll play along)
He looks like Brains from The Thunderbirds!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)

Yeahwe'll have some fun!
Yeahjust like Saigon
Yeahsend in Sly Stallone
That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong

[Clinton sax solo]

War will be our first...I mean, our last resort
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Least this time we've got UN support
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)

Yeahwe're lookin' bad
Yeahwe've screwed Baghdad
Soright through Washington
It's "Let's get Jong Jong; let's make Kim gone"

[Ad-lib]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We can win this one!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Dad'll be so proud
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We havin' Chinese for dinner, Laura?
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
[FADE]