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Song Parodies -> "The Dude Loves Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Da Do Ron Ron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"The Dude Loves Guns"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i met him on a monday
now my heart's been stilled
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns
somebody told me
that his name was phil
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns

yeah...my heart's been stilled
yeah...and his name was phil
killed...when he took me home
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns

he knew what he was doin'
when he shot my eye
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns
he got so quiet
when he found i'd died
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns

yeah...he shot my eye
yeah...and then i died
killed...when he took me home
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns

he shot me dead at seven
that was most unkind
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns
someday soon, he'll suffer for his crime
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns

yeah...twas most unkind
yeah...he'll do some time
killed...when he took me home
the dude loves guns...yeah...the dude loves guns
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Dee Range - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Terriffic, alvin. Your usual high 5's
Arwen - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, this is great...=) I have been playing with a gun parody for a while myself...but haven't gotten it to work out. Nice job!
Paul Robinson - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin, This do be fun, sure do be fun...(great grammar there, eh?)5's...say, is this a Carole King or King/Goffin song? We could put together an album of King/King-Goffin gun parodies...I've got "Wife's In a Terse Mood" ("I Feel The Earth Move") where wife finally blows away the protagonist. Gun Parody Safety Advisory Notice: Arwen - HEY - be careful when you're playing with that Gun parody...it might just be jammed - make sure it isn't loaded before you look up the barrel end...they can be dangerous...
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks dee and arwen
Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Your usual greatness but, didn't you die in another of your parodies (maybe just yesterday)? Are you South Park Al or, South Park Kenny? Oh, yeah, I gave ya 5s!
John Barry - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
A masterpiece of understatement: "he shot me dead at seven that was most unkind." 5s for this Sunset Boulevardesque gem.
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul rick and john
AFW - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
High caliber parodystics....good shot, Alvin
alvin rhodes - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Too bad the OS wasn't by the Ronettes, eh? ;-)
alvin rhodes - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks merry...i think there be at least a couple of versions of this song

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