Song Parodies -> "Touch Screen"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me"

Original Performer:

"Touch Screen"

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The Lyrics

Okay, so Nitt-Witt Mitt called it "Wawa's," when there's no apostrophe-S at the end. It's not THAT big a deal, as Wawa is in only 5 States: Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. (I really wish they'd open a store in Manhattan.) But he'd never seen a touch-screen ordering system before? That's like the elder George Bush being stunned at the supermarket scanner. And conservatives have the GALL to call OBAMA an "elitist"? And Romney calls OBAMA "out of touch"? http://www.politicspa.com/romneys-wawa-gate-a-rundown/37003/

(long instrumental opening)

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
A touch screen here!
Can't you see
that I am not aware!
What are those buttons displayed here?
Why won't you tell me what they said?
What are those buttons displayed here?

Now, I've got a sub here
filled with meatballs, sauce and cheese.
I've got a sub here.
It's another big success
for Mitt, that's me!

(instrumental break)

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
A touch screen here!
Can't you see
that I am not aware!
What are those buttons displayed here?
Why won't you tell me what they said?
What are those buttons displayed here?

I've got a sub here
filled with meatballs, sauce and cheese.
I've got a sub here.
It's another big success
for Mitt, that's me!

I've got a sub here
filled with meatballs, sauce and cheese.
I've got a sub here.
It's another big success...

...for Mitt, that's me!

(long instrumental close)

Jealous of me.

Right, I'm jealous of a thief who's never used a deli touch screen before.

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Brock O'Brahma - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Oh Lordy, this is rich! Pacholek, you need to expand your horizens and get your news from some other sources other than MSNBC/NBC. The brewhaha all week has been how Mrs. Alan Greenspan (Andrea Mitchel) edited Romneys speech to get a "gotcha" moment, like H.W.'s scanner moment. If they would have played the whole speech, Romney compared the efficiency of private enterprise (WaWas) to the government red tape inneficiency. Pacholek, try not to be a puppet to NBC (National Barack Corporation). On a similar note, Fast and Furious has been in the news for almost 2 years now, and Brian Williams (another nakedly biased Obama worshipping newsreader) just mentioned it for the first time last week. This parody gets 111 for the sheer puppet-on-a-string-Jay-Leno-street-interviews-of-clueless people quality.

P90 - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Forget it, Brock. Pacholek never thinks for himself. He's too busy fellating his fascist Messiah.

Brock O'Brahma - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Let's be somewhat civil, P90. Don't stoop to the level of a Bill Mahar or Janeane Garafellatio. Dang it, now I'm doing it.

Patriot - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Michael, like all Demi-clods, likes to blame everything on the GOP- however trivial. He should look into Obama's blatant abuses of Executive power and spending way too much time campaigning when he should be leading this nation. That's all he's ever been good at is making promises and here we are four years later being buried under his debt. I, for one, would like to wipe that smug, arrogant smile off his face. He is an abysmal failure as President. Fortunately, Congress has lower ratings. Obama can't even lead his own party! He loves vacation so much that we Americans need to give him a permanent one in November!

Brock O'Brahma - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

I see someone gave this 5's. Obviously a person who gets their political viewpoint from NBC, MTV, Comedy Central, et al. I weep for this country.

Ron Paul - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Regardless of what you think of the content, the pacing is actually spot on.

Ha Ha! - June 23, 2012 - Report this comment

Ah, the sweet smell of Dim Rat desperation... It's not even July yet, and they're all out of ideas.

LoriLoud2020 - December 24, 2020 - Report this comment

The only touch screen I found is that on a Nintendo DS game console.

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