-> "Turbo Networking"
Original Song Title:
"Hello, I Love You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Turbo Networking"
The Lyrics
Turbo
Networking
Lightning-fast and it's free
Turbo
Networking
Skip every pleasantry
Turbo
Networking
For your prosperity
Turbo
Networking
It's all me me me me
You're walking down the street
Finding the right eyes to meet
Do you think you see a guy
Who's worth a three-second glad-hand try?
Turbo
Networking
Try it now and you'll see
Turbo
Networking
It's as quick as can be
Turbo
Networking
Upward mobility
Turbo
Networking
It's all me me me me
Just hold your hand out wide
Like a mannequin of pride
Then smile and show a little teeth and tongue
That'll prove you're brave, clean, doubtless, strong!
(...bwowowowow...bwowowowow...)
"Pleased to meet you, yes, indeed...now please tell me what's in it for me?"
If you hope to make them be your fool
If you hope good luck has dusted you, well,
Play on! Play on!
Play on! Play on!
Play on! Play on!
Play on!
...they want you...
Play on!
...they need you baby...
Play on!
Play on!
Play on!
Play on!
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