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Song Parodies -> "The Bristol Stomp"
Original Song Title:
"The Bristol Stomp"
Original Performer:
The Dovells
Parody Song Title:
"The Bristol Stomp"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
First credit for using this song connected to Bristol Palin must go to John Barry. In 08, he wrote a fine parody about Bristol's pregnancy. Check it out here. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dovells0.shtml
Her name is Bristol, she's a dancin' pistol,
"Dancin' With The Stars" ..her romp
Some demand her, others just can't stand her,
So they do a Bristol Stomp
Whoa, whoa, she keeps dancin' every Monday night
Votes say the greatest, have they got it right?
Her fans are wishin', competition's tight..you see
Her name is Bristol, she's a Palin thistle
(Whoa, oh, oh)
She brings on the Bristol Stomp
(Whoa, oh, oh)
Claims of hackin', say her talent's lackin',
Trash her..do..the Bristol Stomp
Whoa, whoa, are they givin' Bristol a Tea Party pop?
For her, votes keep comin'..better dancers they drop
Will she be a winner, or finale flop..of three?
Her name is Bristol, joke fuel, there's a fistful
Late nights, it's a Bristol Stomp
(Whoa, oh, oh)
Sent for Palin, harmless powder mailin'
FBI, at bit, did chomp
(Duh-duh-doo)
Was only talcum stuff
But fans are playin' rough
Static on the fly,
It's a high burn
Old man cracked like Bron-son,
Shot TV..Wis-consin
Police stand-off, with swat team churn,
He'll learn
She's still there dancin' every Monday night
Votes say the greatest, have they got it right?
Her fans keep wishin'..competition's tight..oo-wee
Her name is Bristol, she's a dancin' pistol,
"Dancin' With..The Stars" ..her romp
(Whoa, oh,oh)
Some demand her, others just can't stand her,
And they do the Bristol Stomp
Young fans cheer for Bristol, waltz, tango, or bop
They holler and whistle
Never want her to stop
Others feel nerves bristle,
Blow their top..and shoot TV
Her name is Bristol, shows a lot'a gristle
Pumped up circumstance and pomp
(Whoa)
Will fate spin her..to become the winner,
(Ah-ah-ah)
Or will it end..the Bristol Stomp?
Media burn,
High interest and concern
We're askin' (will it end.. the Bristol Stomp?)
Hey baby, (there goes Bristol...)
"Dancin' With The Stars" ..her romp
Some demand her, others just can't stand her,
So they do a Bristol Stomp
Whoa, whoa, she keeps dancin' every Monday night
Votes say the greatest, have they got it right?
Her fans are wishin', competition's tight..you see
Her name is Bristol, she's a Palin thistle
(Whoa, oh, oh)
She brings on the Bristol Stomp
(Whoa, oh, oh)
Claims of hackin', say her talent's lackin',
Trash her..do..the Bristol Stomp
Whoa, whoa, are they givin' Bristol a Tea Party pop?
For her, votes keep comin'..better dancers they drop
Will she be a winner, or finale flop..of three?
Her name is Bristol, joke fuel, there's a fistful
Late nights, it's a Bristol Stomp
(Whoa, oh, oh)
Sent for Palin, harmless powder mailin'
FBI, at bit, did chomp
(Duh-duh-doo)
Was only talcum stuff
But fans are playin' rough
Static on the fly,
It's a high burn
Old man cracked like Bron-son,
Shot TV..Wis-consin
Police stand-off, with swat team churn,
He'll learn
She's still there dancin' every Monday night
Votes say the greatest, have they got it right?
Her fans keep wishin'..competition's tight..oo-wee
Her name is Bristol, she's a dancin' pistol,
"Dancin' With..The Stars" ..her romp
(Whoa, oh,oh)
Some demand her, others just can't stand her,
And they do the Bristol Stomp
Young fans cheer for Bristol, waltz, tango, or bop
They holler and whistle
Never want her to stop
Others feel nerves bristle,
Blow their top..and shoot TV
Her name is Bristol, shows a lot'a gristle
Pumped up circumstance and pomp
(Whoa)
Will fate spin her..to become the winner,
(Ah-ah-ah)
Or will it end..the Bristol Stomp?
Media burn,
High interest and concern
We're askin' (will it end.. the Bristol Stomp?)
Hey baby, (there goes Bristol...)
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Bristol makes us bristle and not whistle.
Timely, and liked the way you weaved in some of the current 'dramas'.
Well, her mother is a talent-free hack, so. . . .
AFW - It can always be worse. Thank heaven they didn't hire Levi Johnston! Great job! ;D
Thanks, everyone..I haven't been watching, "Dancin" much this season...I tried to remain neutral with the parody...I really couldn't say who should win....Late news stated there was even a death threat called in for Bristol...strange things are happening, like Red Buttons used to say.
this gets my stomp of approval
Ms B should be working on her HighSchool GED !
Late thanks to a special pal, alvin...and a special gal, LCC
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