Song Parodies -> "Candy's Clown"

Original Song Title:

"Cathy's Clown"

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Original Performer:

"Candy's Clown"

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The Lyrics

Candy Crowley may be overweight, but when she Mitt Romney say what he said about what President Obama said about the Libya attack, she exposed him as a big fat liar. Now that's what a debate moderator is supposed to do: Make sure the competitors play by the rules, including being honest.

(instrumental opening)

Don't want your lies
anymore.
You'll face the truth
that's for sure.
You lie each time
but hear this sound:
Here he comes
that's Candy's clown!

Ms. Crowley stood tall.
Backed Mitt up against the wall.
For well she knew he's telling lies
and won't let them pass her by.
She's not Lehrer at all.

Don't want your lies
anymore.
You'll face the truth
that's for sure.
You lie each time
but hear this sound:
Here he comes
that's Candy's clown!

When you see Mitt Romney leer
you know he just can't be sincere.
Don't you think it's kinda sad
that he's been treating truth so bad?
Ms. Crowley showed she'll care.

Don't want your lies
anymore.
You'll face the truth
that's for sure.
You lie each time
but hear this sound:
Here he comes
that's Candy's clown!

That's Candy's clown!

That's Candy's clown!

Don't worry, I won't turn Barry Manilow's song "Mandy" into "Candy." I loathe Manilow's music almost as much as Romney's politics.

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AFW - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment

Quite a creative turn of title...

Glen S - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment

Well-written as always, Mike. I thought Miss Crowley did a good job 'moderating' as well. I'm of the mindset that both players need to be kept in check, and I appreciated those moments when Crowley stood up for it.

Patrick - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment

If Romney's son is in the audience for the next debate, maybe Jerry Springer should moderate.

ARG - October 21, 2012 - Report this comment

The only big fat liars are Candy Crowley, Bicholek, and the sockpuppets gushing about their BS here. Everyone else knows Zero lost to Romney bigtime and Crowley was a total Donkey whore.

Liars Want Candy - October 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Meanwhile in the real world, Lying Candy's about to be as kindly remembered as other famous disposables such as the fat ugly clap-riddled Sandra Fluke, the even fatter and uglier but not quite so clap-riddled Monica Lewinsky (remember her?) and the clap-free and not-so-fat but way uglier Cindy Sheehan (remembered by pretty much no one). Democrats: using and disposing of cheap sluts one at a time.

Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment

There are no cheap sluts in the Republican Party. Theirs are too expensive for America.

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