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Song Parodies -> "Wake Up, Doctor Carson"
Original Song Title:
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Original Performer:
The Everly Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Wake Up, Doctor Carson"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
I almost had this ready for the day after the election, then I misplaced my spiral notebook. But, given how long it's gonna take the Biden crew to fill in all the federal office buildings, this fellow might still be there. Dr Ben Carson, an accomplished surgeon, made a fair showing in the early Republican primaries, but sort of faded away. Donald Trump appointed him Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. He is notorious for falling asleep in public, including once during a Presidential press briefing.
Wake up, Doctor Carson, wake up
Wake up, Doctor Carson, wake up
Looks like you've been asleep
Wake up, Doctor Carson and leap
Your term is over, it's twelve o'clock
And you're in slumber deep
Wake up. Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Well, what are you gonna tell your family?
When somebody asks you, "What's new"?
Whar are you gonna tell reporters
When they say, "Who are you"?
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Well, the Donald found a good job for ole Doc Ben
But now it looks like you've dozed off again
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
It's time to go home
Wake up, Doctor Carson, wake up
Wake up, Doctor Carson, wake up
The Donald was in a spot
The Democrats started to plot
Then O's VP purloined the vote
And you're in offce--not!
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
What are you gonna tell the Bidens?
What are you gonna tell their staff?
When they find you beneath your desk
Will you just laugh, Ha! Ha!
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson, wake up
Looks like you've been asleep
Wake up, Doctor Carson and leap
Your term is over, it's twelve o'clock
And you're in slumber deep
Wake up. Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Well, what are you gonna tell your family?
When somebody asks you, "What's new"?
Whar are you gonna tell reporters
When they say, "Who are you"?
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Well, the Donald found a good job for ole Doc Ben
But now it looks like you've dozed off again
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
It's time to go home
Wake up, Doctor Carson, wake up
Wake up, Doctor Carson, wake up
The Donald was in a spot
The Democrats started to plot
Then O's VP purloined the vote
And you're in offce--not!
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
What are you gonna tell the Bidens?
What are you gonna tell their staff?
When they find you beneath your desk
Will you just laugh, Ha! Ha!
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Wake up, Doctor Carson
Maybe President Biden can appoint him Ambassador to Ubeki-beki-stan.
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