Just one cook…that’s all it took, yeah
Cussed your cook…he made me crook, yeah

Cussed your cook: had the pork an’ li-i-ime with loads of goo, oh, oh
I found out what’s in your me-e-eals; it’s jizz an’ phlegm, oh, oh
Pay, you will: a hefty fi-i-ine; his cookin’ sure dismays, oh, oh
Cussed your cook; gonna sue-ue-ue; his view: it was only fun, oh

I thought it was cream in, but I was wrong, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, his eyes had a playful gleam in; now I’m gonna make you, make you atone

Now I see a pubic hair-air-air; compared to: it’s nothing, oh, oh
Cussed an’ shook, but I know-ow-ow I’ll get you; you’ll pay, oh

My dinner, he came in; that was so wrong, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, so I’m gonna put my claim in an’ I’m gonna make you, make you atone

Just one cook…that’s all it took, yeah