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Song Parodies -> "Gore"
Original Song Title:
"More"
Original Performer:
Theme from 'Mondo Cane'
Parody Song Title:
"Gore"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gore is the tasty grub of churls who roam,
Drinking a mug’s unzipped gorge—victims moan.
Gore from a swigging scourge. . .night-bite buffet.
Victims can’t live when blood is wicked away.
Gore from a severed throat—
Alarms the pronged can’t emote.
Their lives they will not be keeping;
Wake not daytime—logs sawed, sleeping.
Undead for always, such a long, long time,
Unless a stake is driven toward the spine
(But if coffins are hidden, they’ll be fine).
And though they won’t live anymore,
Nocturnal movements endure
As they belt down jug’-glugged gore.
Drinking a mug’s unzipped gorge—victims moan.
Gore from a swigging scourge. . .night-bite buffet.
Victims can’t live when blood is wicked away.
Gore from a severed throat—
Alarms the pronged can’t emote.
Their lives they will not be keeping;
Wake not daytime—logs sawed, sleeping.
Undead for always, such a long, long time,
Unless a stake is driven toward the spine
(But if coffins are hidden, they’ll be fine).
And though they won’t live anymore,
Nocturnal movements endure
As they belt down jug’-glugged gore.
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Gore-y! Ghouls indeed are an inconvenient truth...lol. ;D
Gorerrrrrific!
Very pleasantly surprised since I expected an Al Gore parody (which seemed out of nowhere). This made much more sense, and was much more fun!
I too, was expecting a song about that blood-sucking leech. But it turned out to be a vampire song instead.
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