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Song Parodies -> "A Little Bit Me, A Little Pit Chewed"
Original Song Title:
"A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"A Little Bit Me, A Little Pit Chewed"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Hi. We're back.
Bark out, hurl with its bark out
It’s got fangs array
Post shout! Stress leave, he’s walked out
They’ll be no mail today
Sure… I’ve taken to flight
There’s a little pit, strong
And the little pit bites
And yes, I’m…a little subdued
‘Cus a little bit me (a pit it bit me)
Man, did this little pit chew (true)
Oh no! Injury - life-long
I, swift as impala, flies
Too slow! Baring are his prongs
Oh cripe! It tears at my thighs
Well, got boned at first sight
Does the little pit fawn?
No, the little pit bites!
My head swirls, as canines tore through
Little sh*t: he bit me (a pit it bit me)
Then spit transmitted into (ewww)
Oh well, not taking this light
Aim a little bit wrong
I’ll have a widdle misdight
My mind whirled, below I am screwed
‘Cus a little bit me (a pit it bit me)
Alas a little pit chewed (true)
Yes a little pit, me
Did a little bit chew
(fade away like an empty mail sack...)
It’s got fangs array
Post shout! Stress leave, he’s walked out
They’ll be no mail today
Sure… I’ve taken to flight
There’s a little pit, strong
And the little pit bites
And yes, I’m…a little subdued
‘Cus a little bit me (a pit it bit me)
Man, did this little pit chew (true)
Oh no! Injury - life-long
I, swift as impala, flies
Too slow! Baring are his prongs
Oh cripe! It tears at my thighs
Well, got boned at first sight
Does the little pit fawn?
No, the little pit bites!
My head swirls, as canines tore through
Little sh*t: he bit me (a pit it bit me)
Then spit transmitted into (ewww)
Oh well, not taking this light
Aim a little bit wrong
I’ll have a widdle misdight
My mind whirled, below I am screwed
‘Cus a little bit me (a pit it bit me)
Alas a little pit chewed (true)
Yes a little pit, me
Did a little bit chew
(fade away like an empty mail sack...)
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Those pitbulls are nothin' to Monkee around with..
Thanks AFW! :)
A Diamond in the ruff-ruff! (Neil wrote the OS.)
Michael - I don't think I knew that. I knew he wrote I'm a Believer, 'cus he released a recording of it in '71, which I bought, never having had the Monkees version... :O
Yay!!! Merry and Pippin! 3 5s for your bit about the pit!
Thanks Rick! Hope to see you back here soon also. I always enjoyed your stuff. :)
I pit-y the poor guy.
Sweetness, good to see you back!
"Wanda" - thanks! Jeff, so happy to be back. Hope you will be posting new ones too!
Long time no M&P :-) And also good to see so many other old-timers commenting.. Might have realized there was a reason behind Pippin picking loads of parodies at random - I tend to do that when I've been away for any length of time (which doesn't happen much, and would be of the order of a month rather than than over a year..).
Thanks everyone, also. Good to be back, it's been too long. Phil, in part that was the reason why for the random visits. Also in part because I have been off work with a broken ankle so I was desperate. I almost got to reading barcodes I was so bored. I wasn't disappointed though! The random option is the way to go, if one has time. I found some buried treasure that way.
Welcome back. . .sounds strange saying that as detached as I've been thanks to work/school. . .but nonetheless I've missed you. Great way to come back, it seems like its been forever since I've read a new MP parody, hopefully not the last. . .and I will work on getting the time to come back myself and get everything going again. . .school's 7 courses from being finished (YAY)! Seriously, welcome back, thank you for the email--it meant a great deal that you thought of me enough to do that, and reminds me of something that I really love about you two (more even than the great talent behind the writing or the efforts that must go into writing from two different parts of the world as a team), and that is that you two are really classy individuals. Thanks again, and hope to see more!
Thanks Dave, for your kind comments :) 5s for Dave, lol. Look forward to seeing you as well. In regard to your last comment: Thursday: "Take This Cob And Shuck It"
yay! M&P...you are back with your play on words! 3 5's
great to see you guys back ....what a fun parody.....makes dog bites seem whimsical
Thank you Pat. We are back to stay this time.
Dave, Phil, so glad to hear from you both; I appreciate your comments very much.
Dave, Phil, so glad to hear from you both; I appreciate your comments very much.
Alvin! Speaking of whimsy - hoping that you will be submitting stuff again soon also! :)
Thanks also, Alvin & Pat :)
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