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Song Parodies -> "Fast Train To Central"
Original Song Title:
"Last Train To Clarksville"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Fast Train To Central"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Took the fast train to Central
So I'll treat you this summation
You’ve debris seats and floors, dirty
Get delayed - have reservations, train goes slow
So slow slow slow
Signal says NO
'Cause I'm grieving the adornings
On graffiti-covered train
Feel that gum stuck to faux leather
Half fare students sitting down, they make me frown
They’re all around
And oh so loud
Think thine crap espoused is clever and profound...
On the fast train to Central
Suffer germ-ish infiltration
Deal with grime for cleaners: they’re remiss in
Suffer B.O. inhalation, oh...
Oh woe woe woe
It blow blow blows
(Insert clickety-clack of wheels here)
Take the fast train to Central
Wow! Adjust dang noisy phone:
I am hearing details with much aggravation
Conversations, you had with Ma
Were quite bizarre
Blah blah blah blah
(Seems they don't know if Di’s ever coming home)
Oh...
Take the fast train to Central
And a trip into damnation
Dude sat next to me’s a pervy
Sure has raised my trepidation, fun foregoed
Put hands on stones
Stowed down below
Gawd! It’s gonna take forever going home...
Take the fast train to Central
Shake at fast train to Central
Made aghast, train to Central
Take the fast train to Central
So I'll treat you this summation
You’ve debris seats and floors, dirty
Get delayed - have reservations, train goes slow
So slow slow slow
Signal says NO
'Cause I'm grieving the adornings
On graffiti-covered train
Feel that gum stuck to faux leather
Half fare students sitting down, they make me frown
They’re all around
And oh so loud
Think thine crap espoused is clever and profound...
On the fast train to Central
Suffer germ-ish infiltration
Deal with grime for cleaners: they’re remiss in
Suffer B.O. inhalation, oh...
Oh woe woe woe
It blow blow blows
(Insert clickety-clack of wheels here)
Take the fast train to Central
Wow! Adjust dang noisy phone:
I am hearing details with much aggravation
Conversations, you had with Ma
Were quite bizarre
Blah blah blah blah
(Seems they don't know if Di’s ever coming home)
Oh...
Take the fast train to Central
And a trip into damnation
Dude sat next to me’s a pervy
Sure has raised my trepidation, fun foregoed
Put hands on stones
Stowed down below
Gawd! It’s gonna take forever going home...
Take the fast train to Central
Shake at fast train to Central
Made aghast, train to Central
Take the fast train to Central
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