-> "I'm A Tea Reader"
Original Song Title:
"I'm A Believer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm A Tea Reader"
The Lyrics
I read fortunes; my predictions never fail
I can see the future in tea leaves
Now, someone is out to get you (die-die-die, ya die)
That is what I see (you will not know why)
That is what I think your future brings
Now I see his face
I've not seen one meaner
In your place
he's got bad designs
when he's done
you will be bleeding and you'll go screaming in the night
This guy sure looks tough I wouldn't mess with him
He does morbid things and don't get caught
Now I see you dyin' (die-die-die, ya die)
and you are in pain (you're screamin' - no lie)
I perceive the life blood from you drain
You'll be laid to waste
You'll face the grim reaper
Body placed
in casket of pine
In the ground
You're a cadaver; I see grievers and they're cryin'
~ ~ ~ (Instrumental Interlude) ~ ~ ~
Ah, now he's got his knife out (die-die-die, ya die)
Cuts you and you bleed (die-die-die, ya die)
Hope that I'm not haunted by your screams
This will be the case
Say I, the tea reader
death you'll face
Soon will be your time
Heard enough?
I see that you will soon be pleading for your life
Think you'd better brace
To meet the creator
If you are graced
to heaven you'll climb
See I, the tea reader
You're gonna be dead
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say I, the tea reader
Now pay for this reading
Pay me, the tea reader
Please pay for this reading
~ ~ ~ (Out to Fade) ~ ~ ~
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