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I let the cat in
Should not have done
Puked on the carpet
Cleaning it was no fun
And now my wife is pissed
Man, is she really sore
"Connubial Bliss"
just went right out the door

Now we do fight
No sex tonight
Oh, man, does that bite

Our little kitty
turns out was sick
Once in the house she puked
It went all over, ICK!!

Wife then yelled at me
"Just what's wrong with you, man?
On the couch you will sleep
or the Guest Room or Den

But not with me"
Jeez, was she steamed
She's real pissed at me
Yes, she's pissed with me

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{Our dear little kitty}
{I let in}
{tonight}
{Puked on the carpet}
{it caked up and it dried}
{Then my wife threw me}
{out of our bed}
{She told me, "Sleep elsewhere}
{Like the Guest Room or Den}
{That.blows}
{I know it blows}

Why'd I let cat in?
Well, I tried to explain
"Sick was out kitten
It was starting to rain

Kitty's been really sick
and has been for days"
She said, "Your head is thick
common sense; not a trace"

She was not through
She continued
"Just what is with you?
Now go clean that puke"
Ee-ee-eew

Now I am blue
Banned from bedroom
that Bitch is so cruel
Damn, that bitch is cruel
it's true

BITCH!!

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Can't sleep on couch; I moon
Wife's forbade me from her room
No bed with her, she scolds
"Get back from my bed"
there's no way to get that witch to relent
Can't ask for nothing from her; no – none
Moaning; damn – "Wife, that's enough, this is dumb"
She mumbles, "Dickhead, this has just begun"
Now I'm thinking, "Sh*t, it's best to keep mum"

Cold-hearted whore; her rules do bite
Won't let the cat in; out each night
Afraid to say what's in my mind
Don't need, I sigh, a fight tonight
That Witch is abusive