-> "Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Starr can't get no... satisfaction 
Starr can't get no... satisfaction 
Though he'll try, and he'll pry, and he'll sigh, then he'll cry 
He can't get no... He can't get no... 
So what's drivin' Kenneth Starr, and Rush Limbaugh on the radio? 
They're collecting more and more, but it's useless information 
Have they got no imagination? 
They can't get no... Oh, no, no, no... 
Hey, hey, hey! 
Send him away! 
Starr can't get no... satisfaction 
Starr can't get no... satisfaction 
Though he'll try, and he'll pry, and he'll sigh, then he'll cry 
He can't get no... He can't get no... 
Ken Starr goes on the TV - this man will try to tell me 
How bad Bill Clinton can be 
But Starr's "evidence" is a great big joke 
It's lame and it's plain to see 
Starr can't get no... Oh, no, no, no... 
Hey, hey, hey! 
Send him away! 
Starr can't get no... satisfaction 
Starr can't get no... satisfaction 
Though he'll try, and he'll pry, and he'll sigh, and he'll cry 
He can't get no... He can't get no... 
Well, Starr's hiding from the world 
'Cause he losin' cases and fallin' flat 
And he tried to make some women help him 
"Lady, I need you - my case is weak!" 
'Cause you see Starr's on a losing streak 
He can't get no... Oh, no, no, no... 
Hey, hey, hey! 
Send him away! 
Starr can't get no... He can't get no... 
Starr can't get no satisfaction, no satisfaction 
No satisfaction, no satisfaction
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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