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Song Parodies -> "Shut The F**k Up ( Mike Lupica )"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Get No ( Satisfaction )"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Shut The F**k Up ( Mike Lupica )"
Parody Written by:
Max Powers
The Lyrics
A song about a real Met-Sox fan who has an obsession with the Yankees payroll.
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the f**k, Shut the f**k
When you're writing a column
You've always mentions the Yanks' payroll
You have drone on more and more
About the N.Y. Yankees' payroll
Because you happens to be a Met-Sox troll
Shut the f**k, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the f**k, Shut the f**k
I was reading the paper
And then I saw your bullsh*t
All those stuff do not fit
Well you can't be a man 'cause he is a dolt
That is why the readers bolt
Shut the f**k, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
Just because you have a pica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the f**k, shut the f**k
No one wants your politics
You're just doing this to make you look smart
And we all know you're a stupid fart
We all know you're going to mention the Yankees' payroll
That's how you held back Daily News
Shut the f**k, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go
Shut the f**k up, shut the f**k up
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
Mike Lupica, Mike Lupica, Mike Lupica
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the f**k, Shut the f**k
When you're writing a column
You've always mentions the Yanks' payroll
You have drone on more and more
About the N.Y. Yankees' payroll
Because you happens to be a Met-Sox troll
Shut the f**k, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the f**k, Shut the f**k
I was reading the paper
And then I saw your bullsh*t
All those stuff do not fit
Well you can't be a man 'cause he is a dolt
That is why the readers bolt
Shut the f**k, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
Just because you have a pica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the f**k, shut the f**k
No one wants your politics
You're just doing this to make you look smart
And we all know you're a stupid fart
We all know you're going to mention the Yankees' payroll
That's how you held back Daily News
Shut the f**k, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go
Shut the f**k up, shut the f**k up
Shut the f**k up Mike Lupica
Mike Lupica, Mike Lupica, Mike Lupica
www.enough-lupica.com
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How can a guy be so wrong about sports... and so right about politics? (Or, rather, correct, since he' s left, not right.) To be fair, though, Lupica is also critical of the spending of the Knicks and Rangers, who operate under salary caps, but he's critical of them because they're LOSERS. But no criticism of the Mets' vast spending on their failures. Really, Yadier Molina? At least Luis Gonzalez, Ivan Rodriguez and David Ortiz were good hitters!
Are you really 'Max Power'? Just noticed the S on the end of your name and wondered if you were the same author. Anyway the parody is pretty decent.
I'll resubmit it, gotta be careful with the name.
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