I got a free pass for the new cruise Titanic
You bet your sweet ass, a nice break will do the trick
I get the poor guy’s suite doesn’t even have windows
I check for a life vest, but I can’t find one of those

The wealthy light cigars aboard the Titanic
The poor guys play beer pong until they all get sick
I go and hit on chicks, this Rose babe wants to play
So I get her tipsy, till she’s naked and I paint

I hold her on ship’s bow, she says, “I’m flying Jack!”
She said the same thing when she’s introduced to crack
Life was fun till I found out, the captain’s mind is thick
From now on I’ll choose Carnival, cause I’m done with Titanic

Was pissed at freaking seagulls, and all the sea sick puke
But now I’m so peeved cause my new complaint is huge
Navigator must be blind or maybe out to lunch
Iceberg, made our boat leak, and that sure packs a punch

I see a wet floor, as I slosh through Titanic
Soaked corridors and décor the room is flooded quick
Women and children first, guess the men don’t get to vote
Soon the whole boat is sunk, on a ship’s door we float

Hmmm… hmmm… hmmm

“Don’t ever board a “bragged” ship
Titanic
Really bites
Water’s cold
When your captain is drunk
Navigator is high
You all just might end up soaking, soaking, soaking… Soaking Wet!
Damn!”

Hmmm… hmmm… hmmm