Song Parodies -> "Iran, Let's Bomb, For Distraction"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

"Iran, Let's Bomb, For Distraction"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

As sung by Emperor Dubya to his dwindling crowd of supporters, while desperately trying to keep U.S. voters distracted by advocating more war, with a massive new bombing attack on Iran:

(instrumental intro)

Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
We must try... we must try... we must try... we must try...
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)

I'm connivin' for more war,
I can't stand... bein' lame duck no more.
I'm selling you war, more war,
Based on more useless information,
Tryin' to save my administration.

Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Go, go, go, go!
Hey, hey, hey!
Soon, bombs away!

Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
We must try... we must try... we must try... we must try...
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)

What you're watchin' on TV:
Propaganda oh-so-stealthy, but facts are irking me.
Quagmire in Iraq has left us broke.
I've gutted democracy.

Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Go, go, go, go!
Hey, hey, hey!
Soon, bombs away!

Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
We must try... we must try... we must try... we must try...
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)

I'm despised now around the world,
When folks boo and hiss, I'll just have to scat.
While I'm hidin' like a squirrel, Rove tells me,
"I quit; I won't come back; I leave this week!"
And Gonzalez quit, as I speak!

Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Go, go, go, go!
Hey, hey, hey!
Soon, bombs away!

Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
Iran, let's bomb... for distraction.
We must try... we must try... we must try... we must try...
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)
Iran, let's bomb... (guitar riff)

Bombed for distraction...
Bombed for distraction...

(fade)

Author's blog version with MIDI music

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