I can't get no girl's affection,
I can't get no girl's affection.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When sitting on the couch
And that man comes on the radio
And he's tellin' me more and more
About something called Viagara,
Well I don't have a girlfriend Einstein.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, hear what I say.

I can't get no girl's affection,
I can't get no hugging action.
Makes me cry, makes me cry, makes me cry, yes I CRY,
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm told it's the 14th of February
And that girlcomes on to tell me
That Hallmark is the card to use
Well you can just shove it Rainbow Brite cause I don't have
The same hope for love as you.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no girl's affection,
I can't get kiss collection.
'cause I try and I try and I try, man I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm ridin' round the 'hood
And I'm trying to be friends then trying the bars,
And I'm tryin' to hug some girl
Who tells me baby I'd have more chance with a mule
'cause she thinks I'm someone who'd drool.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no girl's affection,
No hugs and kisses, no amorous misses, no Girl's Affection