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Song Parodies -> "Viagra"
Original Song Title:
"Brown Sugar"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Viagra"
Parody Written by:
Marthadtox
The Lyrics
This was based on the news that summer that Ronnie Woods had fallen of the wagon Keith Richards had apparently had a bizarre accident and Mick Jagger hit 65! Soho is the red light district of London OAP means old age pensioner . Men in the UK can claim a state pension when they become an OAPat age 65
Have ya heard the news about that young Ronnie Woods?
He’s had enough of rehab it don’t do him no good
He’s been hanging with a waitress from his old Soho hood
I hear they’re getting into drinking way beyond midnight yeah
More vodka how come you taste so good?
oooh olga just like a young girl should
well Keef was out in Fiji up a coconut tree
He fell and hit his head and he said well goodness me
rehab is for quitters that just ain’t my destiny
But I just can't take cocaine up no more
Just around midnight no
Ooh mama cocaine was just so good
Ooh mama I’ll quit I know I should
Sir Michael Philip Jagger he said oh woe is me
I really can’t believe it I’m an OAP
My groupies are all fizzin now on HRT
And I have to have Viagra now just before midnight yeah
OOOh mama you know that feels so good
Ooh mama just I knew it would
He’s had enough of rehab it don’t do him no good
He’s been hanging with a waitress from his old Soho hood
I hear they’re getting into drinking way beyond midnight yeah
More vodka how come you taste so good?
oooh olga just like a young girl should
well Keef was out in Fiji up a coconut tree
He fell and hit his head and he said well goodness me
rehab is for quitters that just ain’t my destiny
But I just can't take cocaine up no more
Just around midnight no
Ooh mama cocaine was just so good
Ooh mama I’ll quit I know I should
Sir Michael Philip Jagger he said oh woe is me
I really can’t believe it I’m an OAP
My groupies are all fizzin now on HRT
And I have to have Viagra now just before midnight yeah
OOOh mama you know that feels so good
Ooh mama just I knew it would
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Yeah, AARP will get you in the end . . . even the Rolling Stones ! I thought Sir Keith did heroin & LSD ?!?
Thanks for the comment unCuppedCakes
I guess he did those too but the news story relating to the head injury referred specifically to cocaine ....
I had to google AARP...Not a well known association over here!
Good stuff, Martha, particularly the acronym verse.
:-)
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