I’m on my way to work, I’m craving a Big Mac
There’s nothing tastier, a 2,000 calorie snack

I walk up to the till dressed in my office clothes
But my ketchup pack blows up and onto my suit it goes

I need a change of clothes, to my house I must go back
Stuck in a traffic jam with my new Cadillac

I have a meeting at 1:00 and boy I can’t be late
Problem is it’s 12:53, guess I’ll accept my fate

The traffic’s clearing up, thank God I’m almost back
Don’t got my eye on the road, I’m downing my Big Mac

I hear a screeching sound and then two awful cracks
I’m no longer facing up and my visions going black

With each passing moment my face turns a deeper blue
Buying a Big Mac was not the bestest thing to do
I squint long and hard right before my life is done
The last thing I ever see is that damn sesame bun

Was on my way to work, just craving a Big Mac
Should have had some self control and passed up that greasy snack

Well my new car is trashed and my spirit; there it goes
But that accursed burger was the worst of all of my woes

Wanna have just one more taste, of my Big Mac
Heart stopping’, artery clogging

Well now it’s done, just wanna say goodbye
Well I just wanted, wanted, wanted, wanted a Big Mac
Yea!