Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm the short man with the gun.
I huff and I puff but It isn't enough
To get my mission done.
Some people suffice with collecting rice
But I like uranium.
When I've finished what I came to do
You won't think it's all fun.
Pleased to meet you
Can you pronounce my name
And make no mistake
I have plenty around to blame.
I intend to rewrite the history books
We all know that the're all lies.
My truth is a more convenient one
In my books no one dies.
I've rubbed out all of Adolph's fare
And the talk of twin towers that were never there
Pleased to meet you
Can you pronounce my name
And make no mistake
There are plenty around to blame.
I'm building up my atomic plants
While politicians cry boo hoo.
I tell them what they want to hear
And let them wait in queue.
I'm constructing the roads to the judgement day
And when that comes they'll all fade away.

Pleased to meet you
You won't foget my name
When my bomb goes off
This world will never be the same.