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Song Parodies -> "That Was Slapdash"
Original Song Title:
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"That Was Slapdash"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Dude doesn't think things through, thus all his plans fail hilariously. Enjoy!
Stacked it!
I thought I could make my own fighter plane
Didn't have aerodynamics on the brain
But I'm all right now, despite the big crash
Plane just failed, right
Yeah, that was slapdash, plan was crap, crap, crap
I love it when together comes a plan
But that never happens cause I'm just too rash
Plans are far from sound, always go to crap
Fixing my bike
Again, was slapdash, thus I crashed, crashed, crashed
Ooh!
Planned to turn my bed into a double-deck
The wood snapped, nails shot out and I bumped my head
Yeah, yeah
My toaster should now evenly toast bread
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Still a few bits of face that aren't burnt yet
Alright, yeah
Health is all right now, my pride's shot to crap
Fault's never slight
It's always slapdash, work too fast, fast, fast
That was slapdash, watch it crash
That was slapdash, gonna smash
That was slapdash, I'm too rash
That was slapdash, always crash
That was slapdash, best laid plans
That was slapdash, mine are ass
I thought I could make my own fighter plane
Didn't have aerodynamics on the brain
But I'm all right now, despite the big crash
Plane just failed, right
Yeah, that was slapdash, plan was crap, crap, crap
I love it when together comes a plan
But that never happens cause I'm just too rash
Plans are far from sound, always go to crap
Fixing my bike
Again, was slapdash, thus I crashed, crashed, crashed
Ooh!
Planned to turn my bed into a double-deck
The wood snapped, nails shot out and I bumped my head
Yeah, yeah
My toaster should now evenly toast bread
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Still a few bits of face that aren't burnt yet
Alright, yeah
Health is all right now, my pride's shot to crap
Fault's never slight
It's always slapdash, work too fast, fast, fast
That was slapdash, watch it crash
That was slapdash, gonna smash
That was slapdash, I'm too rash
That was slapdash, always crash
That was slapdash, best laid plans
That was slapdash, mine are ass
The best laid plans of mice and me. Don't ask me what kinda plans mice have except "get cheese", "eat cheese" and "make Walt Disney a kajillion bazillion dollars".
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At least your song didn't crash. The building where Mickey Mouse was born is in a decaying neighborhood of Kansas City, Missouri. It almost fell in a couple years ago, but the last I saw it, there were some minor repairs to keep it standing. I don't think the Disney empire cares to spend much money on the place. As Michael Pacholek pointed out in his rap last week, Mickey Mouse hasn't had a hit film since, what, 1940?
a Rolling Stone gathers no moss fortunately this one gathered some 5's!
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