You're the kind of person who balks at "worthless" upgrades, leave 'em there
Then when shit breaks down, you start tearin' out any and all body hair
Well, it seems to me that what I need to solve your problems here
Is plug a mic in, turn it high and shout right in your ear

You screwed this up once again now
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown

So what's busted this time? Tell me where the lights are flashin' and this time
Say where they are because just yellin' "That one!" isn't helpful, alright
I need a few more helpful clues here before I can do jack
And the longer that this whole thing takes, the more somethin' will crack

It's all your fault for waitin' now
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown

Oh-oh, you're to blame
Yes, you're such a pain
Because you can't be bothered to learn
How to make your own blasted shit work, oh, jeez

You're such a total fool, won't install the tools that would destroy the blights
That all your hacked downloads have slapped upon your poor hard drive
They're not legit, I tried so hard to get that in your mind
Should've recognised the warnin' signs that you just weren't worth the time

All hope is lost you'll come around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown

Oh-oh, you're to blame
Yes, you should refrain
From tryin' to say that I'm the jerk
For tellin' you that hand soap won't work, oh, jeez

This is the last time that I'm gonna try to fix this, because I
I hate bein' ignored just because you're bored or some other bad lie
I don't think you deserve this, dude, the help or the high-end Mac
'Cause the total mess that it's in, mate, you'll only send it back

You better stop, go offline now
Here it comes
Here it comes, your nineteenth laptop breakdown
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown
Here comes your nineteenth laptop breakdown