Song Parodies -> "Bladder Action"

Original Song Title:

"Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Bladder Action"

Parody Written by:

Eric Zugerman

The Lyrics

We all know the Stones are getting up there in age and with it comes the more than occasional prostate enlargement. This song might reflect the times as they are now for the Stones.

(I Can't Get No) Bladder Action

I can't get no bladder action,
I can't get no bladder action.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.
When I'm drivin' in my car
and that urge comes on me just like so
and it's tellin' me more and more about some useless information
supposed to fire my urination.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I can't get no bladder action,
I can't get no bladder action.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.
When I'm watchin' my TV and that urge comes on
to tell me how white my shorts should be.
Well I can't be a man 'cause I spend too much time
standing in front of graffiti.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I can't get no bladder action,
I can't get no darned reaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.
When I'm hoppin' from stall to stall and I'm doin' this
and I'm piddlin' that and I'm tryin' to spot a urinal
who tells me baby better come back later to leak
'cause I see you're not on a whizzing streak.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no bladder action, bladder action,
bladder action, bladder action.

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Jane - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Dear Eric, This parody is absolutely hysterical, I am literally streaming tears from laughing right now. I LOVE the Stones and have done since I was 12, the parodies I have read on here don't upset me one bit and this one is brilliant. I could actually see them laughing too... Thank you !!!!

Vivian - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Dear Eric, I just come across this site and read your parody. I still am singing it in my head and laughing so hard I might have bladder action. The parody was great. Thanks for sharing. You get the exclusive prostate award.

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