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Song Parodies -> "Drunky Flunk Women"
Original Song Title:
"Honky Tonk Women"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Drunky Flunk Women"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Dedicated to Karlando the Great, whose "Donkey Kong Women" sort of inspired it, and to William the Great (Tong), who always inspires me. The Stones didn't write a third verse, but I'm adding one anyway, because I couldn't overlook the best-known women who work for the Drunky Flunker... flunkies of the Drunky Flunker.
She stole some Democratic votes in Memphis
while Cubans took Miami for a ride.
She had me heaving right over my shoulder
'cause she's working for a man without a mind!
She's a Drunky Flunk Woman
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
I made a protest march in New York City.
I had to question reasons for the fight.
And Mary, Carville's smug and right-wing hostess
she grew her nose and just can't get it right!
She's a Drunky Flunk Woman
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
(instrumental break)
Security's in hands of Condoleeza.
She tries to make him look good on the news.
But Kerry's gonna whip him on that issue.
And he's crying, "Where the f--- is Karen Hughes?"
They're the Drunky Flunk Women
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
They're the Drunky Flunk Women
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
Whoo!
while Cubans took Miami for a ride.
She had me heaving right over my shoulder
'cause she's working for a man without a mind!
She's a Drunky Flunk Woman
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
I made a protest march in New York City.
I had to question reasons for the fight.
And Mary, Carville's smug and right-wing hostess
she grew her nose and just can't get it right!
She's a Drunky Flunk Woman
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
(instrumental break)
Security's in hands of Condoleeza.
She tries to make him look good on the news.
But Kerry's gonna whip him on that issue.
And he's crying, "Where the f--- is Karen Hughes?"
They're the Drunky Flunk Women
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
They're the Drunky Flunk Women
and Georgie, Georgie, Georgie's the Drunky Flunk Man!
Whoo!
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