Song Parodies -> "(I Don't Want No) Tooth Extraction"

Original Song Title:

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

"(I Don't Want No) Tooth Extraction"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Speaks for itself, really.......

I don't want no tooth extraction
I don't want no tooth extraction
I'm in pain, throbbing vein, can't explain, not again!
I don't want no...
I don't want no

Well, I'm shaking like a leaf
While I'm sitting in the waiting room
I'm sticking to my belief
That dental work is like castration
I've a colourful imagination
I don't want no, no no no
Hey hey hey, too much decay

I don't want no tooth extraction
Can't you tell by my reaction
I am scared, really scared, unprepared, holy merde!!
I don't want no, no no no
Hey hey hey, it's not my day

Well, I'm bolting for the door
Cause the nitrous sure ain't working
Straight to the liquor store
Gonna try anaesthesis the Jack D way
Yes I know what that drill is for

I don't want no tooth extraction
See my shotgun, it's pump action
Don't come near, I have fear, and a spear, gimme beer!!
I don't want no....

Now I'm blending all my food
And I'm sucking this and I'm slurping that
And I'm in a s***ty mood
Cause the dentist is in ER and on life support
And tomorrow I am due in court

Didn't want no, didn't want no..
Didn't want no tooth extraction, the doc's in traction, he's out of action
No tooth extraction...

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Phil Alexander - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent, Kristof. "I am scared, really scared, unprepared, holy merde!!" is great :-)

judge judy - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Highly excellent. Now do one about Mick's old age.....I can't get no circulation

MrMacphisto - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL

Paul Robinson - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Kristof, sounds like you were pissed-off. 5's - I know the feeling, I've written a couple dental disaster parodies myself (he says, slowly and carefully eating a cheese sandwich). Well, gotta go brush what's left of my teeth now.

Trojan Cat - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

"i'm scared, really scared, unprepared - holy merde!" - eeeeeeexcllent!

alvin rhodes - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

funny as hell....dentists scare the bejeezus outta me....5s

Kristof - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for the votes, people! I was surprised that this classic hadn't been parodied more..then I realised why; it's bloody hard to do! The rhyme structure and pacing is all over the place. Still, your positive feedback is much appreciated

Adagio - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehehehe....I think I can identify - I really don't like to go to the dentist!! 5's

Michael Pacholek - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Unfortunately, I know what you mean. As Cosmo Kramer would say, I'm a rabid anti-dentite! My experience with dentists is roughly equal to my experience with National Security Advisers: I don't want to hear about them, but when I need them, it's too late.

2nz - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

So yeah, this is great. Your rhyme scheme is very enjoyable and more people should come see this. I'll see what I can do...

Ashkicksass - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Another great one, Kristof. And congrats on Kristof Appreciation Week. You totally deserve it!

pickle - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

I love the image of the dentist being in the ER!

Tim Mayfield - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Great work! A crowning acheivement! Bust a cap! Tooth that! Loved it!

Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Saw this only had 4 votes and wondered why I hadn't been here...but I had... before the "Great Vote Tab Disaster of 07/28/04"...so I posted my "5-5-5" once again...this was really well done ~ ~ ~

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.