Song Parodies -> "Get a Mac"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Get a Mac"

Parody Written by:

Tim K.

The Lyrics

We've all hated Windows at least once and probably many times. I wrote this parody for one of my Mac-loving friends and he enjoyed it, so here it goes:

I see a Windows and I wish it were a Mac
No other OS works I wish it were a Mac
Mac users can do things, Windows users are unable
That's because the Mac OS is so much more stable

I see a Windows and I wish it were a Mac
I tried to use it, but then I went right back
I see the people cursing at those darned machines
Unfortunately they are staring at blue screens

I see a Windows and I wish it were a Mac
Start Menus aren't for me, I wish it were a Mac
Bill Gates can take his stupid Windows XP to hell
I'd rather use Mac OS and take my PC to sell

I see a Windows and I wish it were a Mac
XP is way too slow, I wish it were a Mac
I really hate XP I'd rather use OS 8
I remember the Clone Era, boy wasn't that great?

I see a Windows and I wish it were a Mac
No other OS works, I wish it were a Mac
Mac users can do things, Windows users are unable
That's because the Mac OS is so much more stable

hmmmm,hmmmmm,hmmmmmm...

I wanna use a Mac and Mac OS X
I wanna see you using a Mac, a Mac
I wanna use a Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, a Mac
Yeah!

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