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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cougars"
Original Song Title:
"Brown Sugar"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Cougars"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
west coast beef ranch...bunched, are calves in fields
sold in the market...this is known as veal
scarred ol' heiffers ain't a big cat's delight
hear 'em kill the young ones just around midnight
bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should
claws streakin'...calf bleedin'...blood runs hot
madly left my house...fumblin' 'round...'fore i shot
felines know...where to go for a bite
you shoulda seen 'em just around midnight
bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should
i hate the trauma that a fresh kill brings
there once was forty...now there's just sixteen
they're so cruel boy....calves are crazy with fright
wait until the frenzy just around midnight
bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should
i said...yeah ? ...yeah ? ...yeah ? ...BOOM !
how come you...how come you steal my food ?
yeah ? ...yeah ? ...yeah ? ... BOOM !
just like a...just like a big cat would
yeah ?... yeah ? ...yeah ? ... BOOM !
sold in the market...this is known as veal
scarred ol' heiffers ain't a big cat's delight
hear 'em kill the young ones just around midnight
bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should
claws streakin'...calf bleedin'...blood runs hot
madly left my house...fumblin' 'round...'fore i shot
felines know...where to go for a bite
you shoulda seen 'em just around midnight
bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should
i hate the trauma that a fresh kill brings
there once was forty...now there's just sixteen
they're so cruel boy....calves are crazy with fright
wait until the frenzy just around midnight
bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should
i said...yeah ? ...yeah ? ...yeah ? ...BOOM !
how come you...how come you steal my food ?
yeah ? ...yeah ? ...yeah ? ... BOOM !
just like a...just like a big cat would
yeah ?... yeah ? ...yeah ? ... BOOM !
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Very Re-Vealing, alvin...5's ~ ~ ~
Almost as scary as Freddie Cougar! 555
555 new calves for your farm.
For this Cougar, I pay 555
thanks paul rick stephen and AFW
Delightfully sick! You want some superfries with that veal..? :-)
This wasn't calf bad :)
Only know the original from the Super Bowl ad, but cool parody. 555's
thanks hobbits and larry
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