Thees is Boris; hear me now complain
Stupid Moose and Squirrel foil me every day
Thees makes me say
"Moose and Squirrel should go away"
Damn Squirrel; Moose and that damn Squirrel (Damn Squirrel)

Thees is not real funny; at least not to me
I Theenk Fearless Leader will now be peessed, you see
I know today
Just what he ees gonna say
"A squirrel? You're fooled by a squirrel? (a squirrel)

You will pay!
You fool!
You fool!

I've got foxy lady; eet does me no good
Squirrel don't care 'bout sex; Moose, he likes only food
Natasha say
"Stupid Moose don't want to lay
nor Squirrel - Rocky don't want girl" (no girls)

They don't care about money, or sex or dope
Makes me so frustrated; I'm beyond all hope
What would tempt me
Don't faze them eets plain to see
Damn Squirrel; Stupid Moose and Squirrel (Damn Squirrel)

Here I now sit; and I steel complain
Damn Squirrel!
I wish that he would go away
That Damn Squirrel

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