I always thought sex and violence were two distinct pleasures that should be kept separate. But in these fast "paced" times, when every second counts, I suppose I can see why these two amusements might be merged.

i laughed till i hurt

I guess you two are just 'happy together'. What a turn on one of my favorite old songs - but a very funny one!

Hurts so good!!! LOL!! There's another side of Eliza DoFiddle that I never saw in my life! As for cruel mistreatment....or is it like Cruel Intentions, like the movie? LOL!!! Like what Timmy says, seems like you two are just happy together....slaphappy, that is! You two were made for each other! 555's!

Sounds like happy to tether, as I once put it in a parody of the OS. This 'un's more graphic, though.

Well, 'bondage' seems the natural, logical progression to the 'bond' you tew've forged these past months, tempered in those white-hot MFL furnaces then quenched in your rare(r) solo outings... All-in-all (so to speak) this 'outing' very nicely done with just the right 'touch' o' s'ass!

Patrick: That's TT-- all about efficiency! :)

alvin: careful, now... ;) (disclaimer: Exhibitional stunts performed by professionals. Please do not try this at home.)

Timmy1000: Yes, I'm fairly sure this is not what The Turtles had in mind... although it does seem to be what the Turtle has in mind-- 99.99999% of the time... ;)

CMM: It's for his own good. Truly. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) ;)

JAB: "This 'un's more graphic, though."........ It wasn't until TT got his flippers on it. Then it was too late. ;)

TJC: When TT first referred to me as a "whippersnapper", everyone thought he was just being cute. Little did they know...! ;)

Patrick: Keeping in mind that TT's never actually boffed a sheep, despite a dozen parodies of same ... some "sub-set" (pun intended) of the population seems to enjoy certain, uh, "variations" on the main theme. So, given the readers' rightful reactions (sub here, but Master of Alliteration) to the cruel Professor in "My Fair Fiddlegirl", we thought it would be a cute idea to turn the tables, so to speak. Maybe not. ... well, it *seemed* like a good idea at the time.

"Violence" a "pleasure"? *For the record*, those who do partake in these "games" do so willingly; otherwise, you have a criminal act, just as any other form of "love" to a non-consenting party is a criminal act. Thanks for v/c.. and LOL @ "paced"! :)

alvin: thanks, and LOL @ FG disclaimer! .. She's finally admitted that she's a pro--- .... ;)

@ FG @ T1K: OK, but remember, what's sauce for the gander is sauce for the Fiddlegoose :) Your turn in the sling tonight, Dear. mwahaha! :=D

Christie Marie M: "other side of ED": Every Dog has its day, and so does every b**ch heh heh. But TT's turn returns to re-turn the tables. ;-D

@ FG @ JAB: Yeah? And of all the title "switches" (lol) suggested, who JUMPED at this one? Sure, blame the turtle for yer own secret garden....

@ FG @ TJC: See why TT prefers his sheep to feeling sheepish? hmmm.... TT pondering a *real* "outing": FG and CMM, nighties, pillow fight, ... (will just run with that for a while) TJC, Thanks for v/c!

Naughty fun. Fiddlegirl, was he wearing your girdle? ;-D

FG, *don't *answer that! ... *please*? :-D

blackjack21: No, just her panties. See, I told her I wanted to get into her pants, and you know how TT takes everything so literally, so she took it (c)litterally, and, well...... :'-(

'Sides, FG's perfect FiGure doesn't need a girdle. Pretty darn hot in a black leather thong and top, garter, nylons, N. Sinatra boots, though .... E-mail me if you want pics. Cashier's Check or money order only, please. No personal checks or credit cards accepted. Do not send cash through the mails. Send v/c through the Internet ... smooth operators are standing by. :-D (thanks!)

It seems that a certain shyster posing as a turtle is hawking unauthorized photos to unsuspecting AIR-ers.

I do hope that you have not become a victim of this outrageous and bald-faced chicanery. I think the IRS might take some interest in his activities, don't you? ;)

@TT: I asked because I predicted that you would wear her girdle and get spanked hard in my tribute to FG on 9/10. But I would love to see some pics....of you getting spanked. ;-)

@FG: Gotta watch out for those bald-faced turtle hawk chickens, IRS is standing by. ;-D

blackjack21: OMG! .. Forgot about that, excellent though it was. .... You're .. you're .. prescient!

So, go apply that prescience at the table. Know what cards are coming next. We'll expect to see you at the top of the Forbes list of Richest Peeps for 2009. ... btw, wouldn't ya rather see pics of FG getting spanked? ... might wanna check the connotation of yer request mwahaha! :-)

FG: TT has dutifully reported every penny of the millions he's made selling those pics. Now, about you reporting your share of the take...

TT: Eh, might not make that list until 2010. And I'm sure I wanted to see Fiddlegirl in her hot little out fit on her hot little body as my main interest, and dealing the Turtle some pain was just icing on the cake. No check needed there. ;-)

. . a ~ Gent in Chaps~ wearin' Stetson hat . . . Now, wouldn't it be Loverly ! !

UnKnownVotrix: Hope you get your wish! ...LOL @ "Loverly" reference, and thanks for v/c.

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Ann Hammond: thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks